Smell

My Uncle George knows his way around women. I've always envied him for that, but recently I'v had not many complaints myself. That's why I've been away for a few weeks - actually I'm pretty exhausted.
Anyway, Uncle George dropped by to enquire on my health (and toast to mine, on my whiskey, he sure knows when to show up). So I had a good look at his bright and shiny parts, and I must say, they're a bit smelley and look used.
No, Amanda can be quite happy that I've not told Uncle George about her.